I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here

mortychrist:

when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married. 

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heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

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historicaltimes:

Co-conspirators of Lincoln’s Assasination: Mary Surratt, Lewis Powell, David Herold, and George Atzerodt on July 7, 1865.

historicaltimes:

Co-conspirators of Lincoln’s Assasination: Mary Surratt, Lewis Powell, David Herold, and George Atzerodt on July 7, 1865.

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

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mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

(via the-old-ultr4-violence)

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

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joaquinrasta:

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joaquinrasta:

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funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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